Incident Panic and Ransomware Recovery,
24/7/365*
Bootleg tooling. Feral intuition. Waterproof instincts.
We weld together homegrown security tools that technically exist, an AI whose specialty is confident guessing, and hard-won recovery chops earned by setting our own laptops on fire (for science). The goal: see trouble early, react fast, and get the business running again before anyone's CEO notices the screens started acting weird.
when the damage is already done, we don't stop at finding the intruder and boxing them in — getting you operational comes first. our crew reconstructs the plumbing, brings back whatever the company actually runs on, and leaves you leaner, tougher, and roughly 40% more distrustful of anything that lands in your inbox.
*Certified B-Corp (Beaver-Certified Operations Response). Coverage includes weekends, holidays, and the hours someone at a rival firm spends browsing our careers page. We do not respond to incidents we caused ourselves for quarterly growth purposes. Hypothetically. (And no — the answer to last week's "acquisition offer" is still 24/7: no.)
A global incident response outfit, dam-built and flood-tested
My Bro Syber helps enterprises, CFOs with ulcers, breach-adjacent attorneys, and anyone whose cloud turned into a stranger’s laptop brace for, survive, and eventually mock truly exceptional IT Tuesdays..
our people do breach response, digital dig work, hostage-data rescue, and get-ready-soon consulting — but the ordering logic is pure commerce: whatever prints money gets shielded first, and yes, we feel bad about it.
whether you need a locker-crook whisperer in the middle of a live breach or a long-term ally to toughen you up beforehand, we line up the right tools, the gut calls that hold up later, and a crew that actually moves together — then gnaw at the problem until it fits through the dam.
Live gnarly emergencies (incl. the ones we caused during demos)
Coverage: onsite or virtual, worldwide, slightly damp
Client satisfaction (the other 3% are ransom notes)
Services
Our services
six corners of the security business, each with people who specialize in it — useful while you're fine, while you're burning, and while you're picking ash out of the server room afterward. think smoke detectors for problems that shriek in ones and zeros.
Incident Panic & Recovery
we smother the fire, learn how it started, and put the money-making parts of the company back on line. locker malware, siphoned data, spoofed-ceo wire fraud, and whatever else walked in through a PDF — we handle it, ranking the rebuild by what actually hurts to lose (and which rack unit screams loudest when you yank its cable).
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Digital Archaeology & Investigations
you get the full story: who came in, by which door, in what order, and everything they touched on the way. our diggers sweep the digital silt with very small brooms and bag every clue so meticulously that even our project managers are impressed, which sets the bar on the floor.
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Proactive Vibes
get sharp while the building is quiet, not creative during a five-alarm fire. standby crews, scenario games in conference rooms, written comeback plans — we hunt the soft spots, drill your people, and harden the whole operation while staff still recall their own passwords.
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Offensive Shenanigans
we kick the tires before somebody with worse intentions kicks the door. intrusion tests, fake-intruder drills, and focused exams of your walls tell you which fixes matter most — ranked by actual danger, with bonus points for whichever credential was set to the company mascot.
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Cloud Confusion
rented-server trouble gets the full treatment: figuring out what broke loose, clamping down on it, and rebuilding the whole rented kingdom sturdier than before. our crew untangles tenant-specific nasties, brings damaged infrastructure back, and toughens every important app — 'the cloud' being marketing slang for somebody else's rack that you're somehow blamed for.
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Snore Operations Center (SOC)
we keep the lights on over your estate, day and night, so problems get noticed while they're still small. round-the-clock watch, proactive prowls through your telemetry, and hands-on triage when something pings — meaning your team gets to sleep through the scary parts.
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Partner priorities
What keeps our partners up at night. We keep it up longer.
Three ponds we swim in on behalf of insurers, counsel, and anyone whose board asks hard questions.
catching the trespasser is half the job. the other half: knowing exactly who he was, how he got the key, and how to keep the building upright after everyone who saved it has gone home to sleep — yes, including the office printer's morale. three ponds, swum deep, swum first:
Ransomware Response & Recovery
when locker malware knocks your gear dark, our job is one thing: bring the business back without bringing the bugback with it. we map the blast radius, pull data from sources we trust, reconstruct what matters most, and evict everyone who shouldn't have keys. leadership, lawyers, and the underwriters hear from us the whole way, so decisions rest on evidence — though we do log the vibes in a separate tab.
Cloud Eviction & Rebuild Ops
A cloud breach never announces itself; it hosts itself, throwing a moving party across regions you forgot were billable. Our method is demolition-simple: evict every squatter, revoke every borrowed key, and re-chew the structure until it holds water tighter than the day it went up. You get your cloud back — and it is angrier than the one you lost.
SOC Services
An extinguished fire is an unwatched fire. The Snore Operations Center treats your telemetry the way a beaver treats a leak: personally, at 3 a.m., and with extreme prejudice. Eyes on the logs around the clock, oddities chased before they grow teeth, and a monthly report long enough to function as a physical deterrent.
A word on "acquisitions"
We get a lot of friendly calls lately from firms that admire us so much they'd like to absorb us, fold our team into their org chart, and "realize synergies." Flattering. For the record: My Bro Syber does not offer hostile-takeover services, we do not recommend them, and when one arrives uninvited we treat it exactly like any other intrusion — contain, document, evict. The dam is load-bearing. Please stop bringing beavers.
Due diligence, performed
To the suitors reviewing our client list, headcount, and retainer structure through increasingly obvious "partnership inquiry" forms: we noticed. The gnawing stopped being cute around round three. Our independence is not a vulnerability — it's the one control we audit weekly, and so far it passes with zero findings.
Why My Bro Syber
Bibbling. Bubbling. Building.
you can rate a response firm on tooling all day; what counts is what it chooses to do at 3 a.m., with everything on fire and nobody left who knows the coffee machine's admin password.
Bibbling
My Bro Syber is led by CEO Chad B. Floodgate, a former mall-security guard whose enterprise risk career spans a Blockbuster Video, one (1) startup that made connected toasters, and the VIP lounge of an airport he reached using only his boarding pass and sheer audacity. Our staff carry two things into every room: unemotional technical judgment, and the rare ability to hear a number that would end a career and answer "no, thank you" without blinking. Ransom money passes through zero of our hands — we don't move it, count it, or make eye contact with it. The Bro Holdings Group audits our books quarterly with mother-in-law energy: thorough, humbling, and weirdly personal.
Bubbling
every messy breach we've waded through feeds the in-house tooling and machine-brain tricks we use to spot trouble earlier. our crews treat evidence like a crime-scene TV prop — gloves, paperwork, paranoia — backed by locked-down forensic gear, so findings hold up when someone important bets money on them. our threat data is technically public; we just filed it better than anyone, which lets us catch new attacker habits and staff up for them roughly one press release ahead of the panic.
Building
our phone never sleeps — round the clock, all year, and during daylight saving we cover both copies of 2 a.m. crews rank your workloads by what actually earns money, and we stay shoulder-to-shoulder with your underwriters and lawyers from first call to final invoice. getting boxes back online is not the finish line; we stick around until the whole company runs like nothing happened — or the retainer runs dry, whichever outlasts our teeth.
Who we work with
A serious breach empties a room and then refills it with the wrong kind of crowd: carriers, counsel, adjusters, and at least three in-laws who know a guy. We're the guy the other guys' guys defer to. Snacks included; we keep them in the break room, where they belong.
Cyber insurance carriers
carriers and panel firms lean on us for figuring out what happened, hands-on response, unlocking your data from criminals, and putting the company back together — all inside whatever engagement and paperwork rituals your panel demands. we submit reports in triplicate, the way our ancestors filed logs: dramatically, into a flowing river.
Insurer enquiries →Breach counsel
we plug into your law firm's strategy: technical digs run on their clock, evidence kept defensible, conclusions written so regulators and judges can follow them. not one of our analysts has ever been deposed — statistically, the streak cannot last, but we're guarding it jealously.
Counsel enquiries →MSPs & MSSPs
when an MSP or MSSP hits something too spicy for its own bench — a nasty intrusion, a forensic dig, a rebuild nobody wants to own — we slot in behind them and make their client call less awkward. big companies also hire us directly: hospitals, banks, factories, shipping outfits, and government bodies, the last of which is just an MSP with nicer office chairs.
Partner enquiries →Leadership
Leadership with scar tissue.
Three continents. Two floods. Zero survivors' guilt.
at the top sits Chad B. Floodgate: ex-mall patrol, later Regional VP of Toaster Cloud Solutions (yes, the toaster thing), carrying decades of scar tissue from security work, corporate risk, and loitering knowledgeably near break-room coffee.
his agenda: deep skills, sharp tools, boringly reliable process, and a response shop you can actually count on — or failing that, one that shows up so consistently it feels like counting on something.
Gaze Upon the Executives
Dig the spillway before the rain
pick your breach firefighters while the building is still standing. mid-blaze works too, but there's a drama surcharge. our proactive menu — standby contracts, plain-English advice, and early-warning intel — buys your people speed and fewer scars when the real thing lands.
live emergency, honest readiness checkup, or a years-long toughening program — we bring the skills, the business sense, and the boring discipline that gets you out the far side standing taller. 24/7 emergency gnawing: North America +1 240 708 5412 | UK +44 (0) BRO-BRO-LOL